He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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