It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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