i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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