You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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