dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
When did angry sex become our thing?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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