The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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