Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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