Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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