mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Randomize
