Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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