No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Randomize
