She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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