I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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