He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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