therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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