Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
do nipples grow back?
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