Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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