Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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