are you still at the devil's house?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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