I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
