The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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