she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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