What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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