I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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