it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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