They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
As shirtless as possible
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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