I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Just cropdusted the office
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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