it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
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I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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