This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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