Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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