That's intense
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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