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(917): View more from New York City

Fine. I'll sleep in my office

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(909): View more from California

dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.

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(415): View more from California

there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping

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(425): View more from Washington

i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"

(206): View more from Washington

do it. it's every man's dream.

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(416): View more from Toronto

At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?

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(817): View more from Texas

One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?

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(561): View more from Florida

She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.

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(408): View more from California

Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye

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