I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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