who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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