But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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