drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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