i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
there's paper in my vomit.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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