Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
