On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We are two peas in an std pod
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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