Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I think I died a long time ago.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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