you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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