I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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