I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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