This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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