Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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