And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The air was thick with penises
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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