i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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