Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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