Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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