she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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